Dino: That's A-Flooring! Look-a-like Ads

Dean Martin's relationship with fame and glamour was probably the most complicated of any 20th century figure.  Read Nick Tosche's masterpiece, Dino: Living High in the Dirty Business of Dreams if you don't believe me.  About Martin's fabled cool:

Deep down, that, as much as anything, was what he was--a menefreghista--one who simply did not give a fuck.

So why then, did ad giant DDBO:New York think that a Dino look-alike can sell laminate flooring?

Using the tagline It Only Looks Like the Real Thing is a complete lie as none of the celebrity impersonators look like the stars.  Maybe  Younger, Happier and Still Alive would have been better.

Apartment Therapy has a reader who agrees with me, but some wacko in blogistan wants to see Sinatra, Elvis and Audrey Hepburn re-enactors in another series.   Armstrong--Andate tutti a 'fanculo!